CD: Forest of Uttermost Necrodoom
1. “Watching from my ice cold necro-throne on the northernmost mountain in Grimland as the ungrim Equatorians invade only to be slaughtered by the Necrogoat because it has been a while since he has drank blood so he’s very invertedly thirsty and the blood of the ungrim tastes very kvlt, especially when they are screaming for their lives in the lowest depths of an icy fjord of uttermost inverted grim necrodoom”
This song is too grim for real lyrics
2. “Baby in a Blender”
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
What the hell?
How’d he get there?
I don’t know!
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Spinning round and round
Moving in circles
Rotating!
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Baby in a blender
Get out your straws
It’s delicious!
3. “Black Metal Blues”
I said I ain’t got enough spikes
I said I ain’t got enough blood
But I gotta’ be grim as ice man,
Or I won’t be very kvlt
I got the blues
I got the ain’t feelin’ so necro black metal blues
I ain’t got no talent
And my battle axe just broke
But I gotta get a goat to sacrifice
And that ain’t no joke
I got the blues
I got the ain’t got no talent but I’m makin’ music anyway black metal blues
It’s bright and sunny out
And I’m out of face paint
There’s people smilin’
Oh it’s really lame
I got the blues
I got the ain’t feelin’ so grim or necro black metal blues
I said I got the blues
4. “Brian the Sea-Cow”
Destroyer of all he sees
Brian the Sea-Cow
Dances under trees
Brian the Sea-Cow
Insanity unleashed
5. “Vintersore”
Necrolatry is foolishness when necrotomy doesn’t make me neuropterous
My palingenesis requires a speculum or I shall be a thermoduric revenant
By transfiguring the essence of inverted quintessential being,
I’ll transcend the restraints of life to a realm of pure triplopia
Your recognizance must be supermaxillary or you shall descend
Truncation of juxtaposed sirenians is Sisyphean
Zoopery for the sake of hydropathy
Hydropathy for the sake of zoopery
Your soul is opalescent
I’m not pretentious, I’m just very smart and use fancy words because I can
You’ll need a dictionary to figure out this song
You’ll be very disappointed to find out that it makes no sense anyway
6. “You’re the Black Wizard”
You’re the black wizard
Casting spells in your parent’s basement
You summon unholy forces
Drawing pentagrams all over because you think you’re evil
Wearing your black cloak you tell warlock jokes
Your friends all laugh because they are evil too
You’re the black wizard
You’re the black wizard
You dig up a grave because that’s the necro thing to do
You steal the skeleton and take it home to show your friends
You make daggers from the bones
You use the skull as a cup and fill it with blood
Look at how scary you are
You’re the black wizard
You’re the black wizard
You try to impress your friends by trying to summoning a monster
The necrogoat appears and you shriek in delight
And then he rips your face off
Your friends all scream and run for their lives
The necrogoat attacks them and no one survives
You’re the black wizard
You’re the black wizard
Mwuahahahahaahahahaha, poser.
7. "Black Ice Emotions"
These lyrics will appear later in my frostbitten live journal or inverted blog when I'm done crying
8. "Grimstrumental"
Lyrics would only take away from the necrokvltness of this song, just like real grimstruments would take away from the frosty grimness of this song.
9. "Raw Darkness (Recorded in a Trashcan)"
Why do you need the see the lyrics? They are perfectly clear when you listen to the song if you have frosty grimnecrokvltness.
10. "Forest of Uttermost Necrodoom"
You try to run away
But you can’t escape
Necrodeath is all around
There are grim trees everywhere
It’s evil like something really bad
Mysterious and dark
The darkness is overwhelming
Like a wave of pure grimness
Dark beasts lurk everywhere
Shadows move under the light of the moon
Evil shadows as cold as ice
These dark forms rip apart all they see
Ooooooooooh! It’s scary!
There’s this guy
He swings a sword of pure death
He stalks this forest
For no apparent reason
He’ll slay you because he’s really got nothing better to do
It is very mysterious
Like a mysterious fog of uttermost grim mystery
The darkness is overwhelming
The Forest of Uttermost Necrodoom destroys all
Many enter but none leave
11. "Grimnecrodoom"
Grim and Necro are said a few times