Inverted Crossword Puzzle
1. “Intro”
This intro is too necro for real lyrics.
2. “So Kvlt”
The forest is my friend, goats surround me at night
My sharp battle-axe makes me scream in delight
The farmer gets nervous when I’m around his cattle
My crazy face paint makes me ready for battle
I’m so Kvlt it’s crazy
I sleep in the night in a dark cemetary
So Kvlt it’s crazy
Run for your life or it’s you I’ll bury
So kvlt it’s crazy
My favorite type of ice cream is cherry
I wear a black shirt ‘cause there’s no color darker
I make crazy symbols with a black magic marker
I avoid magnets because I wear so many damn spikes
I make dark grim music that nobody likes
I’m so Kvlt it’s crazy
I sleep in the night in a dark cemetary
So Kvlt it’s crazy
Run for your life or it’s you I’ll bury
So kvlt it’s crazy
My favorite on Three’s Company was Larry
LARRY!
3. “Grim Necro”
Grim
Necro
Grim
Necro
Grim
Necro
Grim
Necro
4. “Kill them”
Kill!
They are inferior, I am superior!
They should be eliminated, obliterated
They are like a disease
They are like a disease
Wipe them from the face of the planet!
Inferior!
Kill the circus midgets
Kill the circus midgets
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
Kill them!
Kill!
Barely three feet tall, I’ll destroy them all!
Prancing to and fro, goofy face paint
The reverse of grim
Not even close to necro
Why must they be so small?!
Kill the circus midgets
Kill the circus midgets
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
Kill them!
5. “Tormentor of Pony Souls”
My little pony, my little pony
I see you run in the field all day
I’d love to go and feed you some hay
My little pony, my little pony
Prancing under the stars at night
You make me feel just full of delight
Dancing and prancing (repeat a few times)
My little pony, my little pony
A meadow of butterflies and flowers is where you are
I love when you jump like a shooting star
My little pony, my little pony
Rainbows and sparkles all around
You’re dancing all over the ground (repeat 3 times)
Dancing and prancing (repeat a few times)
My
Little
Pony
6. "Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland"
Oh it’s a cold day in Grimland
The grimmest land of all
More grim than Grimlock
A furious winter storm approaches
Three Necro-Eskimos wander in search of ultimate grimness
Only the most necro will survive
His grimness must be overwhelming
to find ultimate grimness
And so they search!
Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland
In search of grimness of legend
Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland
In a furious winter storm!
The three wandered for days on end
Until one died for he was not grim
The others ate him in a most necro fashion
And then there were two
Snow swirled all around,
like a tornado of freezer-burn
The two went onward,
walking oh so kvlt
A Frost Demon approached made of pure frostbite
He tried to devour the two
Their necro ice daggers tore him apart in a most kvlt way
They ate his corpse to become even more necro
And onward they walked
Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland
In search of grimness of legend
Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland
In a furious winter storm!
A most necro ice-cream stand they discovered
Made of pure kvlt ice
The necro Ice-cream man offered them some ice cream
So they killed him and ate him
His eyeball got stuck in one Necro-Eskimo’s throat
He choked and died
Ultimate grimness he would never find
The final one devoured him and continued on
He encountered King Grimkvlt
The most grim king of all
A glorious battle they did have
The Necro-Eskimo invertedly stabbed the king in the face,
with his ice dagger
He won the fight,
he devoured his corpse that night
He had found ultimate grimness, he was king of his own land
He had the power of ultimate grimness
King Necro-Eskimo Steven would feared
Oh yes he would
Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland
In search of grimness of legend
Frostbitten Necro-Eskimos in Grimland
In a furious winter storm!
7. "Necrogoat"
In the night he runs
He causes inverted grim chaos
He’ll tear out your throat
He’ll drink your blood
He is the Necrogoat
The most grim of all goats
Part man, part goat, all necro
He lives in the northernmost mountains of Grimland
He loves to eat babies
Because they are delicious
Especially with necro-sauce
He is the Necrogoat
The most grim of all goats
Part man, part goat, all necro
He kills for no reason at all
He’ll kill you because you are tall
He loves shopping at the Grimland mall
His claws are very sharp
Necrogoat!
8. “The Viking Way”
Sword swinging
Village burning
Long-boat rowing
That is the Viking way
To battle we ride
In our crazy longboats with giant spikes
Our enemies will be destroyed
The Vikings always win
Who could possibly defeat us?
Sword swinging
Village burning
Long-boat rowing
That is the Viking way
Our longboat is so . . . long
Full of warriors armed with sharp objects
We have Loki and Thor at our side
And even the might of Beta Ray Bill
Who could possibly defeat us?
Sword swinging
Village burning
Long-boat rowing
That is the Viking way
We arrive at the village
Killing all we see, just because we can
We set fire to houses because Odin says to
Then we set sail under the grimmest of moons,
Singing praises of Thor
Who could possibly defeat us?
Sword swinging
Village burning
Long-boat rowing
That is the Viking way
Sword swinging
Village burning
Long-boat rowing
That is the Viking way
9. “The Dark One”
(cliché black metal laugh)
Under the full moon he rises
A grim necro form indeed
A dark demon no one can defeat
His victory is guaranteed
War, Destruction, Joey, Disease, Uncle Jesse and Death
They follow him on his dark path
His dark path!
Dark Lord Saget
Where are you now?
Evil Bob Saget
Arise from the ashes and kill them all!
Like a demon he’ll descend
His arrival marks the end
Arising from the depths
of Uncle Jesse’s Smash Club
He causes chaos and mayhem
All run in fear, fear of him
His grim form sweeps across the world
With Jesse and the Rippers at his side
None could hope to stop him
None at all
None at all!
Dark Lord Saget
Where are you now?
Evil Bob Saget
Arise from the ashes and kill them all!
Like a demon he’ll descend
His arrival marks the end
He’ll impale you on a sword of pure hate
In the darkest of forests, for no reason at all
There’s no reason or rhyme to his destruction
Acts of violence because violence is fun
People are screaming in terror
It’s so damn grim and necro
There’s blood all around
Blood!
Blood!
Dark Lord Saget
Where are you now?
Evil Bob Saget
Arise from the ashes and kill them all!
Like a demon he’ll descend
His arrival marks the end
[Full House Theme, Lyrics by Jesse Frederick]
Dark Lord Saget
Where are you now?
Evil Bob Saget
Arise from the ashes and kill them all!
Like a demon he’ll descend
His arrival marks the end
Dark Lord Saget
Where are you now?
Evil Bob Saget
Arise from the ashes and kill them all!
Like a demon he’ll descend
His arrival marks the end
10. "Unending Grimness"
This song is too grim for real lyrics