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This is primarily a one man project.

The first song recorded was "Grim-Necro" on May 16, 2005.

Band Members
Dave - The most grim head honcho. I perform vocals, percussion, and pretty much everything else unless stated otherwise in the Grim Guest Musicians section.

Grim Guest Musicians
Kyle- My brother, played guitar on "Kill Them" and "Tormentor of Pony Souls"
Jeremy - Crazy inventor of haiku-core. Plays guitar on "Brian the Sea-Cow" and the main guitar on "Grimnecrodoom".
Brian - Makes the "woowoo" sea-cow noise on "Brian the Sea-Cow". Star of the "Brian the Sea-Cow" music video.

Grimstrument's Used
Computer Desk of Pure Northern Darkness
7" Aluminum Tin of übergrimness
Two very kvlt spoons
A very, very, very, very, very necro butter knife on a glass of northernmost very cold water
Northernmost inverted plastic cup
Infernal out of tune acoustic guitar with only three necro strings
Kvlt Collander hit against Grim Frying Pan
Cookie Sheet of pure evil
Inverted Harmonica
Blender of Ultimate Grimness

Everything is recorded through a computer microphone for a northernmost grim sound.

Some sampling was done to make the "Intro" track for Inverted Crossword Puzzle, and for the closing track on that cd "Unending Grimness".

Inspirations
Immortal
Dumm Moose
Impaled Northern Moonforest
Bob Saget
Tony Danza